Saw this weird orange/sunburned mannequin the other day at the mall. It led me to come up with this Top Ten list of things to do with mannequins when you’re at a store. In no particular order:
– Start screaming at one of them and when people start staring turn to them and say, “Do you mind? This is personal!”
– Whistle and make eyes at one of the more attractive mannequins. Make the “call me” gesture from across the store.
Ok so I don’t think it angers anyone but it is funny. The only reason I was so angry was because Chili’s and Applebee’s BOTH have curbside pickup using the SAME FONTS and are RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET from each other. I spent 10 minutes at the wrong place waiting for my food before I realized I was at the wrong restaurant. I think it’s time for a branding change for somebody or at least a 5 mile distance rule, come on!