Toddler Gives Old Navy Dog Eye Exam

Please enjoy this picture of a toddler giving an eye exam to one of those fake plastic dogs at Old Navy.  I’m guessing the dog’s vision is not 20/20 but that he does only see in Black and White.  Or is not alive and therefore cannot see at all.  Or both.

baby gives dog eye exam at old navy

Religious Fragrances and Kim Kardashian

I was at the mall the other day and came across a variety of fragrances at the oh-so-chic perfume bar at JCPenny’s and found the most ironic line up of fragrances all in a row.  First, the very spiritual “Unconditional Love” followed by “Amazing Grace” and then, right next to it, Kim Kardashian!  I was surprised that so many fragrances were spiritually in-tune but even more surprised that Kim Kardashian was deemed to be holy enough to reside next to the illustrious “Amazing Grace.” In that moment of reflection I felt spiritual, foxy and magically fragrant all at the same time.   Enjoy the pics:

unconditional love amazing grace perfume

kim kardashian fragrance

Green Screen: 5 Rules

If you’re doing green screen video here are the rules to get the best quality:

1. Light the green screen backdrop as evenly and brightly as possible.

2. Put as much distance between you and the green screen behind you as possible.

3. Light yourself well but don’t aim the lights so you get shadows on the greenscreen.

4. Don’t wear a green shirt.

5. Make sure your green screen is big enough to cover the whole area behind you.  Double check in your viewfinder
Green Screen Jon Barnes

I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant?!

If you don’t know about this show on Discovery Health you are truly missing out. Most episodes involve birth in a strange and disturbing place (usually toilets) yet the babies always end up with no problems at all. Truly Television’s finest moments… Please enjoy some screenshots:

INSANE DSLR Rig Contraption

Don’t spend thousands of dollars on an expensive DSRL rig for your new Canon video set up! For a just a couple bucks and using common household materials you can create this INSANELY elegant and practical DSLR rig. Features include:

Shotgun mic mount
Nintendo NES controller
LED book light
ipod holder
Compass with cigarette lighter plug
GPS unit
Large LED light
Old-school flash grip
Stylish handle
All-black assassin styling