Ok so I don’t think it angers anyone but it is funny. The only reason I was so angry was because Chili’s and Applebee’s BOTH have curbside pickup using the SAME FONTS and are RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET from each other. I spent 10 minutes at the wrong place waiting for my food before I realized I was at the wrong restaurant. I think it’s time for a branding change for somebody or at least a 5 mile distance rule, come on!
Please enjoy this picture of a toddler giving an eye exam to one of those fake plastic dogs at Old Navy. I’m guessing the dog’s vision is not 20/20 but that he does only see in Black and White. Or is not alive and therefore cannot see at all. Or both.
I was at the mall the other day and came across a variety of fragrances at the oh-so-chic perfume bar at JCPenny’s and found the most ironic line up of fragrances all in a row. First, the very spiritual “Unconditional Love” followed by “Amazing Grace” and then, right next to it, Kim Kardashian! I was surprised that so many fragrances were spiritually in-tune but even more surprised that Kim Kardashian was deemed to be holy enough to reside next to the illustrious “Amazing Grace.” In that moment of reflection I felt spiritual, foxy and magically fragrant all at the same time. Enjoy the pics:
Got this letter from Comcast. Hope their service is better than misspelling my name name!
If you don’t know about this show on Discovery Health you are truly missing out. Most episodes involve birth in a strange and disturbing place (usually toilets) yet the babies always end up with no problems at all. Truly Television’s finest moments… Please enjoy some screenshots:
Charles Darwin’s secret first book, “The Origin of Feces”, set the stage for his later groundbreaking research into the theory of evolution. In “The Origin of Feces” Darwin probes the mysteries of poop and seeks to answer the age-old question of how food evolves into feces. Although far less scholarly and popular, Darwin’s prototype research would inform his now famous theory of evolution and usher in a new era of research and science. See the pic here: