Saw this weird orange/sunburned mannequin the other day at the mall. It led me to come up with this Top Ten list of things to do with mannequins when you’re at a store. In no particular order:
- Start screaming at one of them and when people start staring turn to them and say, “Do you mind? This is personal!”
- Whistle and make eyes at one of the more attractive mannequins. Make the “call me” gesture from across the store.
Please enjoy this picture of a toddler giving an eye exam to one of those fake plastic dogs at Old Navy.
At the mall the other day and came across a variety of fragrances at the oh-so-chic perfume bar at JCPenny’s and found the most ironic line up of fragrances all in a row. First, the very spiritual “Unconditional Love” followed by “Amazing Grace” and then, right next to it, Kim Kardashian! I was surprised that so many fragrances were spiritually in-tune but even more surprised that Kim Kardashian was deemed to be holy enough to reside next to the illustrious “Amazing Grace.” In that moment of reflection I felt spiritual, foxy and magically fragrant all at the same time. Enjoy the pics:
