Saw this weird orange/sunburned mannequin the other day at the mall. It led me to come up with this Top Ten list of things to do with mannequins when you’re at a store. In no particular order:
- Start screaming at one of them and when people start staring turn to them and say, “Do you mind? This is personal!”
- Whistle and make eyes at one of the more attractive mannequins. Make the “call me” gesture from across the store.
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